Late Night Lessons From TV Roulette

Who remembers late night roulette?

Maybe you still watch it, it’s weirdly good viewing at 2am when normal programs have stopped.

I remember lying in bed watching Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift on ITV 2 for the 15th time that month and getting sucked involuntarily into the world of TV Roulette.

The first thing you notice is the suited and booted, heavily make-upped host with their salesman grin and slick script…

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How MTV Accidentally Saved The West

Jersey Shore was one of the best programs on TV. It pioneered the reality/lifestyle genre, there was nothing else like it at the time.

People love to say MTV is corrupting the youth and is pumping crazy amounts of SJW propaganda into the soft brains of our children…

But I have to disagree.

I think MTV accidentally gave an amazing philosophy to impressionable young people watching Jersey Shore growing up…

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Road Of Life: What Are You Driving?

Why do BMW owners have the reputation of driving like absolute lunatics?

This is a phenomenon that has plagued my thoughts for years. I’ve had many sleepless nights tossing and turning on why this stereotype seems to be one of the most common out there.

Now before the “not all BMW drivers do” crowd comes out the wood work, here’s the disclaimer: nobodies saying ALL, they’re saying its a common stereotype….

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The Wlad Jab Way

Wladimir Klitschko had one of the best jabs in boxing. The best since Larry Holmes. He was a bit before my time though, so I’d say Wlad had the best jab I’ve seen growing up.

This man’s jabs are like ram-rods.

If you watch videos of Wlad’s jab, not only is it accurate, he literally bust’s people up using it. Which is rare as usually jabs are quite light.

A jab is kind of like the ‘can opener’ punch.

It finds your range, it scores you points, it’s a distraction and keeps your opponent honest and under control…

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Oil Sheikh Luck – Striking Liquid Gold

Now that’s money.

Gold plated Lambo’s, pet Lions, Insta models you fly out to do god knows what with.

I think there’s an Oil Sheikh in everyone deep down.

Who wouldn’t want to live in the Gulf, own a football team in Paris and have a couple of mega yachts floating around the Med?

Whether money motivates you or not, you’ve got to admit, it makes life a helluva lot more comfortable. “I’d rather cry in a BMW than cry on a push bike” or whatever the quote chavvy girls are sharing on Facebook nowadays.

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The Eagle Soars

What a fight.

Mcgregor vs Khabib captured the publics imagination.

Most Mcgregor fights do as hes a bit of a maverick. I don’t think there’s ever been such a disrespectful trash talker who can back it up in the ring too.

He’s the personification of internet troll culture, but with the sauce to back up the stuff he chats (unlike most of the guys online lol.)

But…

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Mortal Kombat Marketing (How To ‘Fatality’ Your Competitors)

Iconic imagery, gory and brutal finishers, a cheesy movie franchise and unforgettable characters. The Cult classic fighting game of Mortal Kombat is a creative masterpiece.

I was never any good at the games. It took far too long to commit the combinations to muscle memory. I enjoyed playing it casually though and doing the ‘fatality’ special moves.

Some of these were devilish in design, I can imagine the developers having a right laugh when coming up with these artistic ways of killing.

Watch some of them on YouTube. 18+ only of course.

Well it got me thinking….

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